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Edmonds is embarrassing says Blobby

Mr Blobby today issued a statement distancing himself from the public pronouncements of his long time partner Noel Edmonds.

Edmonds who is 712 years old has recently announced that his success has been due to cosmic ordering and has appeared on a painfully poor Sky 1 show.

However it his comments regarding the TV licence which has brought Blobby out from his self imposed media exile.

Speaking to Jeremy Paxman on Fridays Newsnight Blobby stated:

“..all this talk of not having a tv licence as a stand against the BBC when he actually does have one have rendered him [Edmonds] an embarrassment.”

Edmonds refused to appear on the show as his chakra was out of alignment. A spokesman for Sky 1 confirmed that Edmonds was a little bit mental.

 

 

 

 

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Edmonds an embarrassment says Blobby.

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It was billed as the end of the world but was more likely to have been seen at the end of the pier as scientists at CERN the nuclear research centre in Switzerland admitted they had made up the story of the Large Hadron Collider and their search for the Higgs Boson.

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